Sry I called you an 8
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.