a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Still dying that you shit outside
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.