hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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