Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
