At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
