Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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