just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can't put those talents on a resume
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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