Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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