My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?