Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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