Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm at about main and main street
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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