Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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