i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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