He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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