K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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