White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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