Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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