I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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