1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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