Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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