Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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