:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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