Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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