I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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