Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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