Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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