:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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