so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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