if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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