it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.