Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.