i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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