i think i have herpe
just one?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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