Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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