Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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