I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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