I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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