so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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