erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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