Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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