he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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