you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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