Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Please don't give away my fajitas
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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