And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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