ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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