Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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