Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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