Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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