hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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