Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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