Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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