elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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