idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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