he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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