we have officially lost it.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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