I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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